Billy came up with a super clever comeback. But it was too late.

It had been hours since he, seething with furious anger, had barked at his producer to turn the guests mic off.

Now he was home, alone. The resentment left him unable to get hard as he watched his favorite porno: "German cum buckets 12".

FUCK! He spat at the TV.

MOTHER-FUCK-FUCK-FUUUCK!!

Bill o'Reilly is a ticking timebomb.